A-Rod: As lovely as Mount Rainier. On acid.

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Or maybe that should be ” juiced-up golden retriever.”

I’m obsessed with the Alex Rodriguez/Selena Roberts/I took steroids/She stalked me/I apologize sordid story. Not because I’m a big fan of his. (I learned long ago not to put athletes on pedestals. Kobe Bryant. Boo.) But because years ago I got to hang out with him for a story. I got teased for my metaphors, especially the Mount Rainier one. However, I stand by them except that um, maybe they should be amended.

Of course this was years ago when he was in Seattle and his body was virginal…

Here’s the story.

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One response to “A-Rod: As lovely as Mount Rainier. On acid.

  1. the story seems almost like satire in light of his recent confessions!

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